Soon after I made these signs I went on a road trip with some friends. There was a cute girl on the passenger side in the car next to us. So I held up the sign "You're Cute" to the male driver, he stared at me until I showed him the next sign "Not, you her" at that point he cracks up laughing. He slows down then comes driving past mooning us. When we catch up to him he holds up his own sign "Let get it on". I countered with "Follow me". He cracks up, opens his door while still going 70 mph, grabs the girl next to him and pretends to give her to us. "You think my sister's cute?? Ok, here you go, you can have her. We're only going to her graduation." =D She's dying laughing and hands me a piece of paper with her phone number.

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"I showed a cop "Have A Nice Day" once. He had just pulled someone over and started laughing, but the guy he pulled over just looked at me with a 'go to hell' face".

"Me and a buddy were driving downtown when two women in a bright yellow prowler pulled up next to us. We used the signs and ended up getting phone numbers and dates the following night"

"I was with a group of friends at a concert when my friend pulled out the signs and held up "For Sale -->" pointing at me. Next thing I knew the singer was asking how much. We ended up having drinks with the band afterwards."

"What can I say? I just spent 5 hours driving around town with these signs. It was a blast, It'll change the way you think about traffic."